Best Tips To Irritate People

I like comedy classics and one of the funniest sketches is the one John Cleese did with this course how to irritate people. He attracts the audience with "the story about the two blonds who visits a nude camp...scramble scramble" and then he start the sketch in the cockpit of a jumbo jet. Just to announce messages like 'the engines are NOT on fire' to terrify the passengers and at the end they all jump out the plane and possibly drop dead